Have you recently gotten humiliated by a woman who was supposed to 'love' you? Wait, better yet, have you held a grudge for a long time, grinding that axe and waiting for your chance to get her back? I've got one word for you. Revenge. And it's a dish best served in boatloads! You have to get her back and there are some really unique and hilarious ways to do it!

Here's another little note about revenge! It's like clothing. There's a style and a fit for every unique person. Think about what kind of person she is, besides cold and heartless. Is she a church girl? Wow. That one would be awesome. Imagine just exactly what you could do with that. Perhaps it's time that her fellow church-goers know what kind of person she is. If you've got proof, that would be even better. Leave it on the podium!

What if your ex is a career woman? Send her flowers from some fake name, apologizing that her picture didn't make it into (whatever) adult magazine! Explain why it didn't make it. Then tell her to keep on trying! Make the card HUGE. Cruel, yes, but hilarious, DEFINITELY!

The point is, you need to bring her down from her high horse and let her walk in the mud instead. While you're doing that, why shouldn't you laugh your head off? I mean, she trampled your heart for goodness sake! Feed the bad wolf, go ahead!

There are a ton of great ideas. Write a tell all blog and send it to all of your friends and hers. Be sure to mention everything that would make her cringe to know people were reading it. Revenge is an art. Write your song or paint your picture for all the world to see. It will make you feel so much better!

Good Hunting,

Dr. Revenge

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